On this week’s podcast: why some ISPs refused to sign a net neutrality pledge, Apple sales disappoint, Windows 8 accelerates everything and the ISPs that hand over your data without question. Plus, Nokia’s 41-megapixel cameraphone is this week’s Hot Hardware.
On this week’s podcast we give our first impressions of Microsoft’s just-unveiled Office 2013 preview, discuss Yahoo!’s new CEO, marvel at the efficacy of the Pirate Bay ban and wonder just what Apple’s playing at as it rejoins the EPEAT green certification programme. Our hot hardware candidate is the long-awaited Nexus 7 tablet.
On this week’s podcast we look at how ISPs are failing to block online porn; discuss Windows 8′s new Time Machine-type backup feature; look forward to the arrival of the new OS in a matter of months; and ponder Apple’s abandonment of “green” certification. Our hot hardware candidate is the small but powerful Asus Zenbook Prime.
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Bad spellers of the world untie.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
I’m in shape. Round’s a shape, isn’t it?
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why practice?
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
Clones are people two.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
Politicians & diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Money is the root of all wealth.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.
On this week’s podcast we discuss the discounted price of Windows 8 upgrades, HP’s preference for x86 over ARM, RIM’s “death spiral” denial and the death of Flash. Plus, this week’s Hot Hardware is a Windows 8 tablet.