What is meant by Marketing?

What is Meant by "Marketing"?
People often ask what is meant by Marketing. Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "Im fantastic in bed." Thats Direct Marketing.
Youre at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "Hes fantastic in bed." Thats Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say," Hi, Im fantastic in bed." Thats Telemarketing.
Youre at a party and see a handsome man. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," And reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I’m fantastic in bed." Thats Public Relations.
Youre at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you’re fantastic in bed." Thats Brand Recognition.
Youre at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You talk her into going home with your friend. Thats a Sales Rep.
Your friend cant satisfy her so he calls you. Thats Technical Service.
Youre on your way to a party when you realize that there could be gorgeous women in all the houses youre passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated in the middle and shout at the top of your voice, "Im fantastic in bed!". Thats Spam.
You hear about women like this but never meet one. Thats False Advertising.

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