Wishing you and your family a happy and peaceful Christmas.
Should the flag it be up or the flag it be down
Either way you shouldn’t be acting the clown
There is a right to be free, and to protest a lot
But this darn stupid rioting has just got to stop
People are hurt and feeling distraught
But no right to riot has ever been taught
So how to stop this disgrace to our land?
One wonders if the Police have the power to hand
Do they need more, or should they have less?
Oh how, oh how do we clean up this mess?
There are three ways to solve this without feeling glum
The naughty step, the chokey or a severely smacked bum
To name and shame it is just a great bother
An ASBO today is like a medal of honour
So that choice is out, it just isnt enough
What else can we do that is a little more tough?
In the days of old, heads were stuck on a stick
would this stop the rioters and get it over with quick?
Some say we should use some big guns on a trailer
And trim the herd of the current big rioting failure
Another choice would be to send them to jail
But this costs a fortune and the law’s pretty frail
So what to be done? I know what to do!
The Queen sorts it out in a second or two!
She comes on TV and tell them all to go home
The flag flies when she wants, she’s the one on the throne
No more damage to the economy and stop going barmy
Otherwise she will get cross and put them all in the army
The threat of conscription, with blood, guts and gore
Would have those rioters running back through their door
Would this work? It would, and wouldn’t it be grand
To have the Queen telling off the rioters of the land
Be it by her majesty, a weapon, legal, or blend
This Northern Ireland embarrassment has just got to end.