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Limerick – Portstewart

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A man from Portstewart felt full

After drinking 20 cans of Red Bull

He was expecting some wings

And to be visited by kings

But instead got a head full of wool
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Limerick – Strabane

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A crazy old woman from Strabane

Tried to catch a big sheep with a pan

It didn’t have any wool

For it was actually a bull

And it chased her right back to her van
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Limerick – Mosside

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There once was a man from Mosside

Who went to the pub though his wife cried

He spent all their money

And thought it was funny 

But she shouted at him til he died
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