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LARS DOWNLOAD – MYSQL FILE – 2020-04-27

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LARS Script for MySQL that is not linked to any database, so can be run directly on any MySQL import script and imports the entire LARS database.

This is a MySQL Version of the Microsoft Access MDB version found at

Version 7 – Applicable from August 2019

Download LARS-2020-04-27.zip

Funny Names

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So often when I have developed systems as part of my day job at ISArc, we need test data, and invariably we end up looking on the internet for lists of humorous names to use. It gives us a bit of a laugh, and also our customers too. Adam BaumAdam ZapelAl BinoAl DenteAl FrescoAl K. SeltzerAlf A. RomeoAli Gaither, Ali KattAmanda Lay (real person)Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)Amber GreenAndy Friese (as in...

Marmite Parody Song 2 – Marmite Toast

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To the Ghostbusters Theme tune Mar-mite Toast! If there’s something missing From your breakfast table Watcha gonna do? Mar-mite Toast! If there’s cereal And tea and juice Watcha gonna make? Mar-mite Toast! I ain’t ‘fraid of no yeast I ain’t ‘fraid of no yeast If all you’ve got Is plain noodles  What can you do? Mar-mite them! An essential spread When ill...

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