Sometimes I come across things that are funny, and it would just be wrong not to share…

Funny Names


So often when I have developed systems as part of my day job at ISArc, we need test data, and invariably we end up looking on the internet for lists of humorous names to use. It gives us a bit of a laugh, and also our customers too. Adam BaumAdam ZapelAl BinoAl DenteAl FrescoAl K. SeltzerAlf A. RomeoAli Gaither, Ali KattAmanda Lay (real person)Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)Amber GreenAndy Friese (as in...

Marmite Parody Song 2 – Marmite Toast


To the Ghostbusters Theme tune Mar-mite Toast! If there’s something missing From your breakfast table Watcha gonna do? Mar-mite Toast! If there’s cereal And tea and juice Watcha gonna make? Mar-mite Toast! I ain’t ‘fraid of no yeast I ain’t ‘fraid of no yeast If all you’ve got Is plain noodles  What can you do? Mar-mite them! An essential spread When ill...

Marmite Parody Song 1 – Marmite One More Time


To the music from Baby One More Time by Britney Spears Oh marmite, marmite Oh marmite, marmite Oh marmite, marmite, how was I supposed to know That you would taste so good, yea Oh marmite, marmite get on to my toast right nowwwww And then I’m gonna eat you Show me what else can you go on Tell me marmite, ‘cause I need to know now, oh because These other toppings are not as nice (and I) I must...



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