Funny one-liners


If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. War does not determine who is right – only who is left. Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list. Do not argue with...

Airport Tannoy Prank at Heathrow


Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London’s Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport’s PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results. In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help...



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