Funny one-liners


If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. War does not determine who is right – only who is left. Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list. Do not argue with...

Things are not as they seem.


TAKE TIME TO READ. This is the transcript of a real conversation that happened, its not made up. It’s worth reading it, it is not all as it seems. Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good ? Student : Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful ? Student : Yes. Professor: My brother...



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