Welcome to my blog. I’ve been blogging on various platforms since 1994, back in the days when the internet was only accessible via a screechy 14.4bps modem and resulted in expensive telephone bills. I migrated all my other posts over to my own self-hosted site in 2004, and have been maintaining it myself as a hobby and learning experience ever since.

Please feel free to comment and give your feedback on any of my posts, it is so very greatly appreciated. Please do be kind though, there are posts from such a long time ago that they may now be rendered non-sensical in modern times.

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MEEE6 Commands


Commands Plugin Commands !deletebotmessage Deletes Bot Messages !warning1 — !warning2 — !warning3 — Levels Plugin Commands !levels Get a link to the leaderboard !rank (optional user) Get the rank of anyone in the server Moderator Plugin Commands !ban [member] (optional reason) Bans a member from the server !tempban [member] [duration] (optional reason) Temporarly bans a member...



LARS Script for MySQL that is not linked to any database, so can be run directly on any MySQL import script and imports the entire LARS database.

This is a MySQL Version of the Microsoft Access MDB version found at

Version 7 – Applicable from August 2019

Download LARS-2020-04-27.zip

Funny Names


So often when I have developed systems as part of my day job at ISArc, we need test data, and invariably we end up looking on the internet for lists of humorous names to use. It gives us a bit of a laugh, and also our customers too. Adam BaumAdam ZapelAl BinoAl DenteAl FrescoAl K. SeltzerAlf A. RomeoAli Gaither, Ali KattAmanda Lay (real person)Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)Amber GreenAndy Friese (as in...



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