Airport Tannoy Prank at Heathrow


Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London’s Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport’s PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.

In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.

They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.

After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on. The last recording is from Gatwick.

Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.

Looks Like Reads Like Listen
Arheddis Varkenjaab
and Aywellbe Fayed
I hate this fucking job,
and I will be fired
Arhevbin Fayed
and Bybeiev Rhibodie
I‘ve just been fired,
and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick
and Malexa Kriest
I need a piss quick,
and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda
and Nowaynayda Zheet
Oo-ah, that feels betterand now I need a shit s_heathrow_4
Makollig Jezvahted
and Levdaroum DeBahzted
My colleague just farted,
and left the room, the bastard
Steelaygot Maowenbach
and Tuka Piziniztee
Still, I got my own back
and took a piss in his tea

November 2017 – Updated so that the links work on the new AWS server – sorry that they stopped working for a while!

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